January 6, 2010

Dear Family, I protest (since your initial enthusiasm for owning a dog has passed).

This is Champak Lal, a little over five weeks old. I’m not big on dogs but this pooch’s one so-lost-in-this-world look and I’m a goner. He’s adorable and all those names you may feel compelled to squeal in delight-snowflakes, white frosting, cotton candy or soft vapour bundle but wait, he’s also little puddles, no, MANY little puddles of susu/piss(atleast ten in an hour) and also occasional melted fudgies. I'm going nuts cleaning his mess because everyone else’s ass is just so high and mighty or too fat to stoop! FYI , getting this pup wasn’t my idea, in fact I wasn’t even around when this idea and the pup came home.

PS - Ok, I may have exaggerated a bit on the frequency of Champak Lal’s peeing but seriously, be nice, develop some dignity of labour, sense of responsibility and above everything else, get someone to potty train him!!!

PS2 - Champak Lal, no issues. I do love you. Really.

PS3 - Lord and Lady Slothingtons, don’t hope that I will feel guilty about posting this. It wont happen. :D About time you picked that bloody mop.

And here's something totally out of the context http://webneetech.com/2009/12/22/interview-with-blogger-tongue-trip/

27 comments:

mentalie said...

my regards to champak lal. in fact, if he allows it, make that a kiss.

as for you, scentless, i hope the slothingtons pull up their socks and pull their weight!

:)

Brian Miller said...

i do hope you survive the experience...and him too...smiles.

Uncommon Sense said...

its not that hard afterall, in a matter of months he will shit hard, so it will be easier for you to clean lol...

and its not right to complain about puppies

soin said...

champak lal? where did the lal come from>?

Vittaldas Prabhu said...

Champak Lal is indeed adorable and I would easily adopt him (but you wouldn't allow that!). But the problem is that none at home would like to adopt a doggy, because they like in the next door neighbour's house only! Damn!

One of these days I am going to hit the jackpot, become rich, own an island, lots of domestic helps who can take care of my dogs! ;-) Missing you at my blog!

RNSANE said...

What a sweet, snow white puppy who makes puddles, I know, but you can't help but love the little sweetie, can you?

IdleMind said...

Dignity of labour ... so hard to implement in India. Be it Champak Lal (but he's really cute yaar!) or anything else, it really takes a lot to convince ppl abt a simple thing as respecting labour the way it needs to be done.

Your scrap is pure revolution, but then this must happen. I salute you!

AJai said...

He He. Nice to see Champak Lal. Remember my time with Kasper. He was crazy. I used to be amazed at the no of times he could shit & piss. He must have created some kind of record.
It's k. They'll get better. We were also like that when we were small. :)
Take him outside more often. Hell enjoy doing his job outside and slowly he'll stop doing it in-house.

Nikki... said...

He is so cute, a snowwhite powder puff.. I can understant why you are a goner :).. I know its quite an experience cleaning up everytime, coz I myself have done it once upon a time..

I sure hope the cutie pie is able to warm the cockles of the others heart so that they too start sharing the cleaning :)

Love you Champak Lal

Oxymoron said...

champak lal funny name for a cute dog....i am not so much of a dog person...i can barely take care of myself how on earth will i take care of a dog....guess i am one of the slothingtons...

anyways give my blog a visit sometime...

oRange* said...

i hate dogs but champak lal makes me go awwwh!!

Mary said...

just wanted to thank you for your sweet comments at my blog!!

vicious said...

champak lal is cuuuuteee!!!!

Protege said...

VERY cute dog.;)
Thank you for your visit and a kind comment.
xo
Zuzana

Chhaya said...

I lovvvvvvvvvve dogs!!!
and CHampaklal is so cute.

the name reminds me of that Dog in the Kamal Hassan/Sridevi starer, Sadma!

my hugs to Champak!!!

Susu, or no Susu :P

SarahA said...

Dogs are better than humans....any day! Shit or no shit!

Yvonne said...

This strikes a chord as we just had to put our little dog to sleep (bloating and kidney problems, age related) Very sad but I swear to God...I'm never getting another dog!

p.s. I like your "free rice" link and your blog overall.

Yvonne said...

And....I left you something on my blog. Hope you get it!

Chaotic Beauty said...

I was thrilled that you visited my blog!! Your comment was very encouraging! Your doggie is adorable, keep your wits about you.. it does get better :)

Chandrika Shubham said...

Champak Lal is like a white fur ball. So cute.....:)

Diwakar Sinha said...

heavy name, this Champak Lal, for such a little white thing...

Tabitha Bird said...

Oh my, that pup is so cute.

Thanks for your visit to my blog and for your comments.

Icy BC said...

He is such a cute cotton ball! I would protest too if I have to clean up the messes all the time..

Shas said...

aaawwww.....cutie cutie cute baby.
Jus love him. His name is funny.

kanishk said...

i hope the slothingtons pull up their socks and pull their weight!

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Shanu said...

Aww Champak Lal is soo adorable..me feels like kissing his wet little nose :)

sanjeet said...

i do hope you survive the experience...and him too...smiles.
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